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Reflections on Being Homeless

Flower Arrangements in the Face of Death

The Fuss: A Socio-Phenomenological Analysis on the Macro and Micro Scales

Intellectualizing the Life Force: A Philosophical History

World Peace in the Sauna

The Genius of Sleep

The World is Filled with Things

Roses in No-Man’s Land

Loving, I Give Myself to the Third

Interviews with Myself

Authoritative Nonsense: Little Man in Loincloth Talks Big

Keeping it Real: A Statistical Reckoning of My Time in the Universe

The Nobility of Tenderness